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PostSubject: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:36 am

[color=cyan]dalam sebuah kampung nih...tinggal la 1 famili yg terdiri drpd si anak, ayah dan ibu...

si anak dan ayah sangat suke menipu..boleh kate tiap2 hari diorg kelentong penduduk2 kampung...

sbbkan itu, penduduk kampung x percaya kan diorg lagi...

nak dijadikan citer, suatu hari tu...si ibu jatuh sakit..si anak dan ayah cuba kasi taw penduduk kampung, tp x de sutir org pon percaya...

diorg pun fed up campur sedih....lps tu si ibu pun mati...si ayah dan anak masing2 merasa bersalah atas kematian isteri @ ibu yang tercinta....

so diorg wat keputusan nak berubah..x moh menipu lagi..

suatu hari tu, mase kat tepi sungai......

ayah: kite kena berubah...biar org percaya lagi kat kite..

anak : btul tu..

ayah : aish...boring la pulak...apekate kite main selam2 nak??? sape leh selam dlm sungai paling lama die dikira pemenang...

anak : woookey..bereh

lalu, si ayah pun terjun dlm air..si anak tunggu kat tepi tebing...

10 minit berlalu......

20 minit berlalu.....

30 minit berlalu....

si ayah masih x timbul2...si anak mula bimbang...

plurp...si ayah pon timbul....

anak : apsal lama sangat menyelam tadi????

ayah : ehehehe...sorry la ek..td mase tgh menyelam..ayah jumpa kawan baik ayah..pastu die ajak ayah minum kopi kat warung...sbb tu lama tadi..( kelentong si ayah)

kini, giliran si anak lak menyelam.....

x sampai 1 minit, si anak timbul...berserta kepalanya yg berdarah....

ayah : aik....cepat nya timbul...haaaaa, apsal kepala berdarah tu????

anak : ni sume ayah punya pasal la...len kali , kalu nak gi warung tuh, bawak la duit....x pasal2 saya lak kena tibai kat kepala pasal ayah x bayar hutang kopi td...

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:45 am

ala bro..ini crita sama la ngan crita yg simplegurl upload..crita anak dan ayah..huhu affraid affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:24 am

laaaaa...btl plak ckp ko kwn...sama plak citer 2....huhu..paning2..
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:59 am

aahhh........*()*&*(&*^&*^%+@#*$%^%*#(.........
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:11 am

Ya bah..sama pulak cerita nya.. bounce bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:59 am

eh??? nie cite aku nie doli...hehehehehe :D
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:05 pm

SimpLeGurL wrote:
eh??? nie cite aku nie doli...hehehehehe :D


mmg pn cite ko...tba2 nie sma ngan ko..huhu..nnti adala lg kna ckp ikt2..huhu...sorry k..haha
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:14 pm

nggak ngapa2 sih.....dun wory...layannnnnnnn flower
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:57 am

team layan plak nie..... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:51 am

yg ne bru ja aku baca tadi ekeke~ tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:15 am

babyLiZaRd wrote:
yg ne bru ja aku baca tadi ekeke~ tongue



bgs2 byk tul ko bca ar



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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:34 pm

bha sdh2la 2...topik yg sma nda pyhla d komen...huhu Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:02 am

silent killer wrote:
bha sdh2la 2...topik yg sma nda pyhla d komen...huhu Shocked


biarla bha...
di kasi layan ja bha lau ko par....



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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:14 pm

mataiiiii...bha mna ko jak laa
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:57 am

silent killer wrote:
mataiiiii...bha mna ko jak laa


jgn ko mara bha.....



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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:56 am

lex jak ko...nda gk aq mrh nie... hik hik hik
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:25 am

silent killer wrote:
lex jak ko...nda gk aq mrh nie... hik hik hik

bha eyala....



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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:30 am

hahaha...mcm 2la...laa teda topik bruka...??? lau ada bgs gk..
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:10 am

silent killer wrote:
hahaha...mcm 2la...laa teda topik bruka...??? lau ada bgs gk..

ko la buka topic baru...
tamadun islam ka..
dunia ka...
dasar pintu terbuka ka...
revolusi ka...



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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:20 am

mataiii....sejarah lg 2..huhu...
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:40 am

silent killer wrote:
mataiii....sejarah lg 2..huhu...

itu yg bgs..
dr sejarah la kta taw asal usul duniawi ne...



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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:00 am

bha ko la buka klo ko mo.. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:49 am

babybeeLicca wrote:
babyLiZaRd wrote:
yg ne bru ja aku baca tadi ekeke~ tongue



bgs2 byk tul ko bca ar

hahaha~ opcoz... klu bowink²
story² d cne aku layan..
lucu ne hahah~
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:24 am

babyLiZaRd wrote:
babybeeLicca wrote:
babyLiZaRd wrote:
yg ne bru ja aku baca tadi ekeke~ tongue



bgs2 byk tul ko bca ar

hahaha~ opcoz... klu bowink²
story² d cne aku layan..
lucu ne hahah~






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PostSubject: Re: Lawak:Penipu besar..   Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:56 pm

babyLiZaRd wrote:
babybeeLicca wrote:
babyLiZaRd wrote:
yg ne bru ja aku baca tadi ekeke~ tongue



bgs2 byk tul ko bca ar

hahaha~ opcoz... klu bowink²
story² d cne aku layan..
lucu ne hahah~




em ya btl gk 2..hehe
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