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PostSubject: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:59 am

Seorang pemuda yang akan berkahwin telah berjumpa seorang bomoh yang juga seorang pakar dalam masalah tenaga batin untuk mendapatkan sedikit petua.

Pemuda : Tok,saya akan berkahwin tidak lama lagi tetapi saya masih belum bersedia.Bagilah petua untuk saya menghadapi malam pertama nanti.

Bomoh : Malam pertama merupakan malam yang sangat penting bagi lelaki.Kamu seharusnya dapat memberi kepuasan yang tidak dapat dilupakan oleh isteri kamu nanti.

Pemuda : Bagaimanakah caranya tok bomoh.

Bomoh : Begini,kamu seharusnya membesarkan alat kelaminmu dan ini akan membuatkan isterimu menjerit pada malam pertamanya.

Pemuda : Bagaimana caranya tok ?

Bomoh : Kamu mesti merendam alat kelaminmu setiap malam dalam air teh setiap malam sehinggalah malam pertamamu.

Pemuda tersebut balik ke rumah dan melakukan apa yang dikata oleh tok bomoh pada setiap malam.

Pada malam pertamanya,tok bomoh juga berada dirumahnya.Tiba-tiba kedengaran isteri pemuda itu menjerit kuat.Tok bomoh mula terfikir akan kehebatan petua yang diberikannya kepada pemuda tersebut.Tiba-tiba pemuda tersebut keluar dari biliknya dengan wajah yang sedih.Tok bomoh hairan lalu bertanya kepada pemuda tersebut.

Bomoh : Kenapa cepat sangat..?

Pemuda : Saya punya memang panjang tok tapi kenapa hanya sebesar pensil saja...?

Bomoh : Adakah kamu ikut petua yang tok ajarkan...?

Pemuda : Sudah tok.Tiap-tiap malam saya merendam saya punya dalam segelas air teh.

Bomoh : Teh apa yang kamu gunakan ?

Pemuda : ????????? Mustika Ratu - Slimming Tea tok......



lol!
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:56 am

gilak eh...adaka d rendam dlm teh..
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:10 am

sowttttt.....

18sx........



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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:46 am

layanzzzzz...hahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:33 pm

hehehe...sorry jak ar lau ada yg nda ska ngan story nie...hehe...sja mo enjoy2 bha...
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:05 am

btl tue silent killer...kta kna njoy ckit bha...yeeeehhaaaaaa
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:22 am

rempit vs impak maksima wrote:
btl tue silent killer...kta kna njoy ckit bha...yeeeehhaaaaaa



lau nda enjoy cm org gilak plak nnti..serius jak.. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:53 am

btl tue silent killer..dlm tongkop nie msti njoy jga...
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:11 am

DH NAMANYA SLIMING TEA,MMG LA...HAHA
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:59 am

btl tue SAA7441T,ptt la slim..hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:45 am

ha ha ha! adee~! ani pun story lama jua... hahahah!

silent killer hik hik hik

*moral of dz crita is.. besyukurla tas apa yg Tuhan beri aa... hehehehe! yahoo

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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:34 am

cRaPeAhZy (",)v wrote:
ha ha ha! adee~! ani pun story lama jua... hahahah!

silent killer hik hik hik

*moral of dz crita is.. besyukurla tas apa yg Tuhan beri aa... hehehehe! yahoo



adehhh.....umur2 story lma ko nie...huhu lol!
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:51 am

silent killer wrote:
cRaPeAhZy (",)v wrote:
ha ha ha! adee~! ani pun story lama jua... hahahah!

silent killer hik hik hik

*moral of dz crita is.. besyukurla tas apa yg Tuhan beri aa... hehehehe! yahoo



adehhh.....umur2 story lma ko nie...huhu lol!

btl tue silent killer..umr2 cter lma..
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:48 am

tongue

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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:28 am

cRaPeAhZy (",)v wrote:
tongue



hik hik hik
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:59 am

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cRaPeAhZy (",)v wrote:
tongue



hik hik hik

bho,nginai kam tue???
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:03 am

teda pa2...ko ED jak sna...
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:41 am

silent killer wrote:
teda pa2...ko ED jak sna...

ak mmg sntiasa ED ja nie..
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PostSubject: Re: SaLaH ReNDaM...   Mon May 25, 2009 1:31 am

wakakakak .. heya lain kali kasim rendam baru kasi rendam dalam baking powder bah baru lah wakakak
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