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SimpLeGurL



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PostSubject: 1 + 1.....   Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:29 am

Di sekolah, Amin trkenal sbagai sorg murid yg bodoh. 1 ari, guru kelasnya ingin mnguji Amin.

Guru: 1+1 brape Amin?

Amin: Err er, sya lupalah cikgu. Tp, semalam sya dh hafal.

Guru: Balik ni cari jwpn, besok sya nk dgr.

Selepas pulang dr sk, org prtma yg djumpainya adlh adknya. Lalu, Amin pn brtnya..

Amin: Adik, 1+1 bape?

Adik: Apela, e2 pn xthu, bodoh btul!

Amin: (smbil mngeraskn suarnya)1+1 bape?

Adik: Manelar aku taw BODOHH!!!

Amin kemudiannya brtnya kpd abgnya. Oleh krn abgnya sdg mnonton bola sepak, dia xmndgr prtanyaan Amin.

Amin: Abg,1+1 bape?

Abg: Ronaldo,Ronaldo!!

Amin brtnya pula pd kakaknya. Malang sgguh, kakaknya jga xmndgr prtnyaan Amin krn sibuk main game.

Amin: Kakak,1+1 bape?

Kakak: Lets go. Camon bebeh!

Amin cuba brtnya pd ayahnya.

Amin: Ayah, 1+1 bape?

Ayah: Picit tetek2.

Rupa2nya, ayahnya sdg brmimpi.

Akhirnya, Amin brtnya pd neneknya yg bru abis berdoa.

Amin: Nenek 1+1 bape?

Nenek: Alhamdulillah.

keesokn hrnya d sk. Guru Amin mnagih jnjinya.

Guru: Kmu dh dpt jwpnya Amin?

Amin: (no responds)

Guru: 1+1 bape jwpnya?

Amin: Apela, e2 pn xthu, bodoh btul!

Guru: (smbil mngerskn suaranya) 1+1 bape?

Amin: Manela aku taw BODOHH!!

Guru: (trkezut n mara) Sape ajar kamu ni?

Amin: Ronaldo,Ronaldo!!

Guru: Kmu ckp bebaik sket, nnti sy hntr kt gru bsar bru taw!!

Amin: Lets go. Camon bebeh!!

Guru Amin pn mmbwanya brjmpa gru bsar. Gru bsar mla mnyoal Amin.

Gru bsar: Apa kmu bwt kt cikgu kmu nih?

Amin: Picit tetek2.

Gru bsar: Kmu dgntung sek slama sminggu.

Amin: Alhamdulillah..

-Cian Amin jdi mgsa keadaan-
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cute n simple



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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:01 am

layan ja dia simplegurl..yg pnting enjoy..
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SimpLeGurL



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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:32 am

balik2 gak mawi nie...ye la... geek
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:36 am

leh than ceta ko ni..
lakak2 jg aku sndr2 cni...hahahahhahahahah
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:19 am

hahaha, ok cun crita ni, huhu..
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SimpLeGurL



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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:23 am

layan semua....heheeheh..... :party time:
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:30 am

ko pn tsampuk mawi ka jg?????
mlr layan..
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cute n simple



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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:16 pm

anu x tantu2 plak cerita dia ni..layan n enjoy in the club...
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:50 am

satu kebetulan yg melucukan..haha..
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SimpLeGurL



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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:18 am

lifethugs...mgkn gak aku tersampuk mawi...heheehhe
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:18 am

SimpLeGurL wrote:
lifethugs...mgkn gak aku tersampuk mawi...heheehhe

wakakakkaka
itula ko 1 opis ama dia..
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SimpLeGurL



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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:35 am

apa leh wat lifethugs....dah suratan azali lg aku keja sama2 dia...kalo aku tau awal2 lg yang aku keja ngan dia aku sanggup tolak tawaran keja nie tau.,...hehehehe surrender surrender
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:39 am

SimpLeGurL wrote:
apa leh wat lifethugs....dah suratan azali lg aku keja sama2 dia...kalo aku tau awal2 lg yang aku keja ngan dia aku sanggup tolak tawaran keja nie tau.,...hehehehe surrender surrender

wahhh!!!! pengakuan ka tu?????
cian ko ah..
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SimpLeGurL



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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:53 am

iya la satu pengakuan...cian aku kan??? hehehehe:P
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:17 am

ble thn jg cita ni..haha
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:10 am

ngam citer ni buat komik tau..haha..gerenti untung..
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:38 pm

bole ja tu..hehe
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:43 am

klu kluar komik nie aqla org pertama yg pajak abis..hehe Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:56 pm

orang pertama pajak abis ker silent??? hehehehe....thanx for da support...
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:28 am

kalo sal ko mmg no hal...hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:10 am

kta lyan dia rmai2............heheheheeee.........1+1 jd ny........kta tnya bdk skul............
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:38 am

brapa ek ????? Question Question
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:50 am

mntap ceta nie..
ble gna nie pnduan bla disoal
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PostSubject: Re: 1 + 1.....   Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:43 am

wakakakakkaka~
punya besh story ne...
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