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PostSubject: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:33 am

Ada 4 orang lelaki, ingin bersembahyang berjemaah, so mesti salah sorang jadi imam dan 3 yang lainnya jadi makmum. Dipendekkan cerita, semasa imam selesai membaca surah al-fatihah, dia ternampak seekor cicak yang hampir jatuh kat tikar sembahyang dia,so dia terkejut, pastu terbatallah sembahyangnya, secara automatiknya yang lain-lain makmum pun batal sembahyangnya, padahal salah seorangnya boleh menggantikan untuk jadi imam. mengapa ya.....? rupa-rupanya, setelah dikaji imam dan ketiga-tiga makmum tu semuanya bercakap semasa sembahyang. Nak tau apa diaorang cakap.(maaf bahasa diaorang ni kasar ckit....)


Imam : Cis!! tak guna betul cicak ni, takda tempat lain ke nak jatuh.!!!


Makmum 1 : Ehhh.. masa sembahyang mana bleh bercakap!!!


Makmum 2 disebelah makmum 1 : Abis yang ko ni b'ckp tak pa plak???


Makmum 3 disebelah makmum 2 : (sambil bercakap perlahan) fuhh... Nasib baiklah aku tak bercakap...... hehehehe...

p/s : bodos2x!!
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:17 am



klu ko ja muncul balik ah..dasyat benar bha story ko ani.. welcome
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:13 pm

paning2 jg yg sembahyang itu..
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:16 pm

adaka time solat pun bckp..
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:15 am

haha...bisa pecah perut bca story nie...
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:16 am

batal uda 2...
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:17 am

mgkn bru blajar solat kali..haha
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:49 am

kli mcm 2 bleh d maafknla...hehe..
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:04 pm

boleh d maafkan ker? sure??? Cool Cool
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:17 am

SimpLeGurL wrote:
boleh d maafkan ker? sure??? Cool Cool


em 50-50 la...haha...tp dorg nie mngkn muallaf kli....hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:13 am

kta msti ikhls ngn smbhyg,coz ia akn mnjamin msa depan d alm semesta.........heheheeeeeeeee
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:37 am

pu-r wrote:
kta msti ikhls ngn smbhyg,coz ia akn mnjamin msa depan d alm semesta.........heheheeeeeeeee



huahuahua....mmg mnjamin tp lau x smbhyg cmna 2????? I don't know
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:53 am

wakakakak..
ble thn ceta mu ani..
da sorang bwa brceta mmg smua larr trikt btl
adededehhh
geek
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:39 am

ngeeehhhh~
confident tul makmum terakhir tu arr...
igt dia ja yg terselamat...
huhuhuh~
cicak mana lagi la tu yg jajal tul
pg kaco org tym sembahyang arr...
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:37 am

b'dosa 2 tau kacau2 org smbhyg...
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:02 am

silent killer wrote:
b'dosa 2 tau kacau2 org smbhyg...

tu la nda bek taw...



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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:06 am

jdkn pengajaran..hehe
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:08 am

silent killer wrote:
jdkn pengajaran..hehe


yep...exactly



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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:19 am

minta2la nda jd mcm 2 nnti..hehe
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:39 am

silent killer wrote:
minta2la nda jd mcm 2 nnti..hehe


aminnnn.....



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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:15 am

bounce bounce bounce
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:15 pm

rempit vs impak maksima wrote:
bounce bounce bounce




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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:15 pm

silent killer ko ed ja..
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:56 am

yala ba...jgn ja ko jd cm makmum 2
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PostSubject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:37 am

da nya tantu silent killer..
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