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SimpLeGurL
Number of posts : 133
Age : 36
Location : KoTa KinaBaLu.....
Registration date : 2008-12-15
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Subject: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:33 am |
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Ada 4 orang lelaki, ingin bersembahyang berjemaah, so mesti salah sorang jadi imam dan 3 yang lainnya jadi makmum. Dipendekkan cerita, semasa imam selesai membaca surah al-fatihah, dia ternampak seekor cicak yang hampir jatuh kat tikar sembahyang dia,so dia terkejut, pastu terbatallah sembahyangnya, secara automatiknya yang lain-lain makmum pun batal sembahyangnya, padahal salah seorangnya boleh menggantikan untuk jadi imam. mengapa ya.....? rupa-rupanya, setelah dikaji imam dan ketiga-tiga makmum tu semuanya bercakap semasa sembahyang. Nak tau apa diaorang cakap.(maaf bahasa diaorang ni kasar ckit....)
Imam : Cis!! tak guna betul cicak ni, takda tempat lain ke nak jatuh.!!!
Makmum 1 : Ehhh.. masa sembahyang mana bleh bercakap!!!
Makmum 2 disebelah makmum 1 : Abis yang ko ni b'ckp tak pa plak???
Makmum 3 disebelah makmum 2 : (sambil bercakap perlahan) fuhh... Nasib baiklah aku tak bercakap...... hehehehe...
p/s : bodos2x!!
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LyFEtOoShoRT
Number of posts : 543
Age : 35
Location : PubR
Registration date : 2008-12-11
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:17 am |
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klu ko ja muncul balik ah..dasyat benar bha story ko ani..
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KesiSAng Tanah
Number of posts : 188
Registration date : 2008-12-21
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:13 pm |
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paning2 jg yg sembahyang itu..
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SAA 7441 T
Number of posts : 178
Age : 34
Location : Geragat-simpang empat..
Registration date : 2009-01-08
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:16 pm |
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adaka time solat pun bckp..
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silent killer
Number of posts : 745
Age : 34
Location : PUB-R
Registration date : 2008-12-17
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:15 am |
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haha...bisa pecah perut bca story nie...
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silent killer
Number of posts : 745
Age : 34
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Registration date : 2008-12-17
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:16 am |
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batal uda 2...
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SAA 7441 T
Number of posts : 178
Age : 34
Location : Geragat-simpang empat..
Registration date : 2009-01-08
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:17 am |
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mgkn bru blajar solat kali..haha
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silent killer
Number of posts : 745
Age : 34
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Registration date : 2008-12-17
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:49 am |
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kli mcm 2 bleh d maafknla...hehe..
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SimpLeGurL
Number of posts : 133
Age : 36
Location : KoTa KinaBaLu.....
Registration date : 2008-12-15
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:04 pm |
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boleh d maafkan ker? sure???
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silent killer
Number of posts : 745
Age : 34
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Registration date : 2008-12-17
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:17 am |
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- SimpLeGurL wrote:
- boleh d maafkan ker? sure???
em 50-50 la...haha...tp dorg nie mngkn muallaf kli....hahaha
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pu-r
Number of posts : 37
Age : 34
Registration date : 2008-12-23
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:13 am |
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kta msti ikhls ngn smbhyg,coz ia akn mnjamin msa depan d alm semesta.........heheheeeeeeeee
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silent killer
Number of posts : 745
Age : 34
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Registration date : 2008-12-17
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:37 am |
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- pu-r wrote:
- kta msti ikhls ngn smbhyg,coz ia akn mnjamin msa depan d alm semesta.........heheheeeeeeeee
huahuahua....mmg mnjamin tp lau x smbhyg cmna 2?????
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beblie
Number of posts : 92
Age : 35
Location : pubpar..
Registration date : 2009-03-02
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:53 am |
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wakakakak.. ble thn ceta mu ani.. da sorang bwa brceta mmg smua larr trikt btl adededehhh
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babyLiZaRd
Number of posts : 78
Age : 39
Location : KaYkAy-RuN^NoW-LaBuAn
Registration date : 2009-03-09
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:39 am |
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ngeeehhhh~ confident tul makmum terakhir tu arr... igt dia ja yg terselamat... huhuhuh~ cicak mana lagi la tu yg jajal tul pg kaco org tym sembahyang arr...
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silent killer
Number of posts : 745
Age : 34
Location : PUB-R
Registration date : 2008-12-17
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:37 am |
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b'dosa 2 tau kacau2 org smbhyg...
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babybeeLicca
Number of posts : 697
Age : 35
Location : Live In Da Fab Lane^_^
Registration date : 2008-12-14
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:02 am |
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- silent killer wrote:
- b'dosa 2 tau kacau2 org smbhyg...
tu la nda bek taw...
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silent killer
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:06 am |
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jdkn pengajaran..hehe
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babybeeLicca
Number of posts : 697
Age : 35
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Registration date : 2008-12-14
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:08 am |
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- silent killer wrote:
- jdkn pengajaran..hehe
yep...exactly
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silent killer
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:19 am |
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minta2la nda jd mcm 2 nnti..hehe
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babybeeLicca
Number of posts : 697
Age : 35
Location : Live In Da Fab Lane^_^
Registration date : 2008-12-14
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:39 am |
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- silent killer wrote:
- minta2la nda jd mcm 2 nnti..hehe
aminnnn.....
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rempit vs impak maksima
Number of posts : 191
Age : 33
Location : dakat2 kg ulu kukut
Registration date : 2009-02-22
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:15 am |
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silent killer
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:15 pm |
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- rempit vs impak maksima wrote:
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rempit vs impak maksima
Number of posts : 191
Age : 33
Location : dakat2 kg ulu kukut
Registration date : 2009-02-22
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:15 pm |
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silent killer ko ed ja..
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silent killer
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:56 am |
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yala ba...jgn ja ko jd cm makmum 2
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rempit vs impak maksima
Number of posts : 191
Age : 33
Location : dakat2 kg ulu kukut
Registration date : 2009-02-22
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Subject: Re: MaKmuM DaN ImaM... Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:37 am |
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da nya tantu silent killer..
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